Trailer: SCARY MOVIE 5
Wait, we survived the Mayan apocalypse for this? Wow, this movie makes Marlon Wayan’s A Haunted House look like a frontrunner for next year’s Oscars.
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SCARY MOVIE 5 Casts Fitting Stars
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have been cast in Scary Movie 5, two stars as used up as this franchise. I can’t wait to not see this movie.
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Tags: ashley tisdale, charlie sheen, lindsay lohan, scary movie, scary movie 5 
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Gotti and Lohan Engage in the Old “In and Out”
What a rollercoaster ride that I couldn’t care less about. In the course of twenty-four hours Lindsay Lohan was on board to star in Gotti: Three Generations, then she was out, and now she’s back in.
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Lindsay Lohan the Next Lois Lane?
Apparently, Warner Bros. thinks this crack head whore deserves a shot at the role which makes me think, “what the hell is wrong with these people?!”
Review: Machete
By Aaron Vaccaro – Head Writer of Bad Movie Nite . Best Bad Quote: “Machete don’t text.”
