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Review: HALLOWEEN 3 (1982)

by Meredith Grau http://facebook.com/quoththemaven . Best Bad Quote: “We don’t decide these things, you know. The planets do!”

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Review: DEATH WISH V: THE FACE OF DEATH (1994)

by Meredith Grau http://facebook.com/quoththemaven .   Best Bad Quote: (Menacingly) “I don’t need anything. But YOU. You need a bath.”

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Review: DEATH WISH IV: THE CRACKDOWN (1987)

by Meredith Grau http://facebook.com/quoththemaven .   Best Bad Quote: “No one caaaaaares! EVERYone does drugs nowadays!”

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Review: DEATH WISH 3 (1985)

by Meredith Grau http://facebook.com/quoththemaven .   Best Bad Quote: “They killed the Giggler, man. They killed the Giggler!”

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Review: DEATH WISH II (1982)

by Meredith Grau http://facebook.com/quoththemaven  . Best Bad Quote: “Why do we kill people? To show it’s wrong to kill people.”

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Review: DEATH WISH (1974)

by Meredith Grau http://facebook.com/quoththemaven . Best Bad Quote: “Why haven’t you found my dog? He’s vital to my income! He paints marvelous pictures with his balls!”

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Review: VALLEY GIRL (1983)

by Meredith Grau http://facebook.com/quoththemaven . Best Bad Quote: “Hi, I’m Fred. I like tacos and ’71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta.”

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Review: LOVE STORY (1970)

by Meredith Grau http://facebook.com/quoththemaven .   Best Bad Quote: “When our two souls stand up, erect and strong…” blah, blah, pretentious blurgh.

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20 Worst Films of 2014

Just because it’s 2015, doesn’t mean we can’t revisit some of the bottom of 2014’s barrel. Colin Farrell, Kirk Cameron, Nic Cage? Yep, they’re all down there.

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Review: BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974)

by Meredith Grau http://facebook.com/quoththemaven . Best Bad Quote: “Ho, ho, ho, shit.”