Beware of Raping Zombies
Only thing worse than getting your brains eaten by the living dead is having them rape your beforehand. That could be a very real possibility of Zack Snyder winds up making Army of the Dead. Matthis van Heijningen Jr. (the director of the upcoming “The Thing” prequel), who revealed he and his producer’s repulsive plans for “Army.”
“It’s about Las Vegas being taken over [by zombies] and the government builds a wall around Las Vegas [quarantining the city.] The city is torn to pieces, and a helicopter crashes in the Bellagio Lake. But it’s a good story. I hope it stays alive … There’s an extra dimension to this zombie film, because they…. they…. I’m still wondering if I should tell this…. the male zombies rape human females. Yes. And they have human hybrid zombie offsprings. It’s a new take on the zombie genre, which is crazy.”
Well, it is a new twist on the zombie genre… I know a lot of people like to shit on Snyder, and I really wanted to when I heard he was remaking Dawn of the Dead. But after seeing the remake, I changed my tune and subsequently thoroughly enjoyed 300 and Watchmen. I know, I’m crazy. That being said, if this movie actually winds up happening, I’ll give the director the benefit of the doubt.